I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
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