I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
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her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
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He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
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