Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
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I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
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I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
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