and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
do herpes really smell.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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