she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
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He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
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At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
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