I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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