He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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