dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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