My room smells like vodka and shame
Having a random hookup so left but love u
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
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I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
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Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
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