It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
Randomize
