He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
I accidentally threw away from slim jim and some lady saw me dig it out of the garbage. It was unopened but still, I look so homeless.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
You did what with his pubic hair?
Randomize
