we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
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