Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
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