I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
I woke up after 12 hours of being wildly intoxicated, got jizz on my face, and woke up in a different bed than I passed out in. My makeup is still perfect. I'm writing Revlon a thank you note.
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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