I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
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I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
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Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
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