im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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