Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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