Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
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Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
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sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
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Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
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