I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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