I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Randomize
