ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
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