i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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