ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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You know why nobody comes up with Sober October? Other than it's Oktoberfest? Because Sober October doesn't benefit anyone, just like your judgment isn't benefiting me. I'll talk to you in November. Unless you make up another alcoholless month.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
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