So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
Randomize
