i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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