Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
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i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
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Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
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