PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
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Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
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I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
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