Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
It's rum buckets o'clock
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
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