I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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