you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
my being single is dangerous.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
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