Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
God I need to hump something, right now.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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