Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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