i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
The struggles of a small town man whore
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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