He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
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You. Win. At. Life.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
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