Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
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Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
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Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
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