Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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