The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
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this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
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Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
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