Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
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