why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
My feet surprised me
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
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