It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
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I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
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Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
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