Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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