what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
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I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
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Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
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