3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
My most recent midlife crisis involved eating a doughnut in 30 seconds but taking 5 minutes to do half a shot of whiskey, then deciding I wasn't going to finish it.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
Randomize
