So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
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All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
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We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
Never underestimate the power of titties
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