airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
do nipples grow back?
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