**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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