My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
Randomize
