So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
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