That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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