It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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