Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
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