we have officially mastered the walk of shame
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
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