But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
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i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
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Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
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