This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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