I'm so tired of dating women who lie about their age. You show up feeling like you need to follow them around with a dust pan and a broom.
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
