just come out here and I will go home with you...
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Life lesson: if you fart while talking to a girl outside, the smell does not dissipate, it just lingers around mocking you
you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
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(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
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The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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