I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
He uses pillows to masturbate.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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