So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
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It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
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you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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