Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
I knew you were drunk when you poured scotch on a croissant and ate it.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
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I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
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the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
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