So drunk, too bad you don't want this
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
they need to just BURY HIM!
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
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