What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
North Korea, Best Korea!
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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